I’m telling you, Japanese engineers are the bestest! I mean, seriously, aitsu. From Mind remote control humans, to the lap pillow, no other country supports their engineers wild imaginations (and lonely perversions) as much as Japan.
As an example, I think they’ve outdone themselves with this one. Just think for a moment. Think about all those times when you felt like visiting your friends but you were just too lazy. Well, guess what? With the new Mutual Telexistence robot ÂgTELESAR 2Âh (yeah… that’s the full name), you can be there and even FEEL what’s happening! That’s right, this robot actually utilizies force feedback to recreate physical contact that is applied to the slave robot!!
Ok.. So it’s not really that cool, but hey, you have to give it to them. Besides, when all else fails, just remember it was the Japanese who gave us Tranzor-Z with the breast firing rockets and friggin Super Milk Chan.
Word to your mother, Pikachu. Word to your mother.
Update: I almost forgot! The lonely Japanese women are just as lucky! The menfolk get the lap pillow and the sessy ladies get the boyfriend’s arm!
When are they coming out with the boyfriends kneecap? How about the mama’s elbow? Can I get a uncles ankle?