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  • I don’t like your Poo-Poo thighs.

  • Now is the time for all U.S. cit­i­zens who still have the abil­ity to think inde­pen­dently to move to Aus­tralia, start an anti-Americanized think­ing com­mune and run free like the Aborigines…not that they’re get­ting much respect either (all about that Rabbit-Proof Fence). Wait, what was the topic? Oh, yeah.…the Bush admin­is­tra­tion is all about fol­low the leader, no mat­ter how moronic.

  • As I was idly mind­ing my busi­ness, work­ing at work as I’m apt to do every blue moon, I unwit­tingly answered the phone. I was try­ing to be help­ful to the con­fused indi­vid­ual on the other end who was inter­ested in an event my com­pany was putting on. After 3 min­utes of repeat­ing the same answers to the same ques­tions asked in 14 dif­fer­ent moronic style, I was almost through with the call. I could hear the express train to Moronville pulling into the sta­tion and was relieved to almost be done with my new intellectually-challenged friend. I was sure I’d explained every­thing so that even an embryo could under­stand. I said my final farewell when the per­son on the other end of the phone said, “One last ques­tion. Now, Chicago…is that in Illi­nois or Chicago?”.….…err???

  • […] ad. And yes, I flushed and no, my bath­room wasn’t the stinky bath­room I men­tioned in an ear­lier post. I flushed it by then. No Com­ments » No comments […]

  • TheManHimself wrote:

    Man..
    I’m REALLY insane. I really lost it. I’m telling you, insom­nia makes you do crazy things.

  • pops48 wrote:

    …and one more pre­dic­tion:
    MJ will hit the road one more time, this time for his world­wide tour. and when it’s over, he’ll live out his remain­ing years in Vegas per­form­ing nightly at Ceasars. That’s right we’ll be pay­ing $100+ to see a 50-year old moon-walk, spin and grab his crotch. Only in America!

  • The true story behind MJ and Nev­er­land lies here http://www.zooass.com/games/neverland/neverland.shtml

  • Some­one went to NextFest and got their groupie mode on while shak­ing hands with James Clar and snap­ping pho­tos like paparazzi. Now I won’t name the per­pe­tra­tor, but I’ll say this, he’s lag­ging a bit in blog­ging his “hero”.

  • Aromat wrote:

    *is sans* Where are the new posts?

  • […] eed to keep this going. Since this is cur­rently a one-man oper­a­tion moti­va­tion, other than love, I’m pretty much on my own here. So… here’s what to expect in the near future: Evil duck-st […]

  • Esteban wrote:

    Whats up you sick SOB. Bout time you made another post! I’ve been doing noth­ing but refresh­ing your page for the last 2 weeks. Yes I’m very bored at work these days. Any­way, drinks at Durty Nellie’s tonight, you in?

  • TheManHimself wrote:

    Nah. No Nellie’s for me…

    WAIT A SEC!! I ASK THE QUESTIONS!!! What is this? Some kind of instant mes­sen­ger blog?

    Hm… sounds like a good idea.…

  • I refuse to add a comment!

  • ME ME wrote:

    UPDATE YOUR BLOG MAN!

  • com­ment

  • like yer blog-it’s deep, like you. Vent on, ma sun.‘Sgood for yuh;defuses stuff like help­less­ness to make an impact on the peo­ple.
    Write on, bru­vuh!
    Some­one might pick up the ball and start run­ning with it to get stuff done, in a real way.

  • Eviolet wrote:

    Crazy Body Crazy Body Crazy Body STOP Fur Shed Fur Shed Bite Bite Nib­ble Bur­row Crazy Body Crazy Body Sleep

  • Ms. Spiller wrote:

    Yup…Me likey the bikes. Think I might pick one of those up just to tool around in.

  • TheManHimself wrote:

    Ok.. I try not to look too much at her and yeah, it’s pretty child­ish to say this, but…
    What’s up with her Lucy from the Peanuts gang hair­style and the fake rosy cheeks?
    Ugh…

    She’s a man, baby!

  • Ms. Spiller wrote:

    So cruel.…so so cruel… But you have to think…she’s shop­ping for Manolo’s…I would have taken a few hours from help­ing out some­one in a choke fight in order to get me some ‘nolo’s baby.

  • TheManHimself wrote:

    I can’t think straight with the utter anger I have for Bush and every­one else asso­ci­ated with him. He had the nerve to take his time to even visit Louisana.
    I want him, Condi, Cheney, Brown and removed from office, NOW!
    Colin (Pow­ell)… I see why you left.

  • Me again wrote:

    dude… why no pic­tures of that incred­i­ble iTunes phone by big Mot?

    http://www.makemedance.com — get one!1onetwo

  • So you think she’s cute hunh.…..

  • When are they com­ing out with the boyfriends kneecap? How about the mama’s elbow? Can I get a uncles ankle?

  • wheee! an RSS update from Ran­dumb! wheee!

  • Wooohoooo! I can’t believe it! you’re really going!
    Look out Tokyo!
    (Uh, can I give you some money to pick up stuff?)

  • […] e. Hell, in other coun­tries, blogs like this would be shut down imme­di­ately (espe­cially my really nervi­ous post). The catch is, the laws writ­ten to sup­port and enforce our “lib­er­ties” are actuall […]

  • *bleep bloop bloop bleep* Me iPod Man. Me make dance now. *bloop bleep blop blip* Me dance with iPod head.

  • I’m ignor­ing stuff.

  • shne…i want it, no? yes! yes i do…i hope one day just remem­ber that maybe once the goat will win the earn­ings… not this time oh no not this time hahaha good god who am i? why? not! no…bury this bone and lis­ten to joanna new­som telling you how you should write a song using a harp abd a piece of paper, i am…

  • This is one sexy key­board. It’s also extremely easy to type on. It’s width is a lot nar­rower than the stan­dard key­board, but the height (length?) is a bit more. It’s pretty light, and has a PS/2 adap­tor, or can be used with a USB con­nec­tion. Def­i­nitely very snazy, and not too expensive.

  • tried ur con­tact link– it didn’t work so post­ing here.

    What do you know about origami?

    http://www.origamiproject.com/1/

    Your Cuzin,
    Gerard

  • Great blog u have here dude !

  • Great blog dude !!

  • STEVE! wrote:

    Wel­come back.. dont know what I’d do with­out my ran­dumb thoughts.

    Hey, whats your email at e6group?

  • this shit is cool! good pics. by the way “The Champ” is the shit!

  • jake krix wrote:

    thats the tight­est thing ive seen all day. it makes a grown man want to spend 500 bucks on a doll